Any Middle School Cafeteria

I remember middle school. Not fondly, of course, but I do remember it.

I remember the cafeteria, too. I must admit, I don't really remember it that well. I mean, I remember the tables, but that's probably because they were the same from elementary through 8th grade. I don't remember much about the food, except that there was a food line and a snack line and the snack line has milkshakes. I think.

I remember how when a middle school kid got mad she'd lash out at those around her with lame barbs and comments. You know, like fat jokes and fart noises.

Well, I've never really wanted to revisit the middle school cafeteria. It, however, has decided to visit the restaurant list.

I recommend you read the comments under Smackie's and BJ's.

I could delete them, I guess. I mean, they're pretty mean-spirited. But they are so ridiculously uninspired and lame that i'd rather everyone read them.

People, these were written by an adult. When I read them I assumed it must be a joke - someone making fun of Anonymous posters by posting the most juvenile comments they could come up with. But, as it turns out, they're real!

I love it!! I don't know when I've been this entertained by someone trying to lash out and be tough.

Oh, wait. It was middle school.